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Girl, 10, Drafted School Hit List

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 19:10:00 +0000

A 10-year-old Wisconsin girl drafted a hit list containing the names of 21 classmates and four teachers who would be targeted "when I go on my killing spree." [via http://www.thesmokinggun.com @ November 25, 2008 @ 7:10pm]

How Do We Say This Delicately???

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:15:09 +0000

Uhmmm….. This sucks dirty socks!!!! Yes, this is the poster for the new Jonas Brothers film. Whose brilliant idea was that??? Yes, that's a pretty pic, but that's NOT a movie poster! [via http://www.perezhilton.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 9:15pm]

Michael Lohan is a jackass

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:00:00 +0000

You know what's always a good thing to do before punching celebrities in a charity boxing match? Check with your parole officer. A crucial step Michael Lohan seems to have skipped, according to TMZ:

Lindsay's dad got the hook for that charity boxing match next week, because he's still on parole for assault from 2004. "We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing," says a parole rep, "is appropriate for his rehabilitation."

Someone needs to put Michael Lohan's face on the Wikipedia page for FAIL. Along with Heidi & Spencer, Criss Angel and my local Dunkin Donuts for, I shit you not, running out of donuts today. That's like KFC running out of chicken. Or, even more frightening, me running out of penis jokes. Shh, shh. I was only joking. It's alright. Okay, take a deep breath. No, seriously, breathe. Somebody get these readers some paper bags! STAT.

Photo: WENN

[via http://www.thesuperficial.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 9:00pm]

L.A. Councilman's New Attempt To Ban Paps From Schools And Hospitals

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:45:52 +0000

Los Angeles Councilman Dennis Zine is seeking legislation that would ban paparazzi within 20 feet of schools, hospitals, and medical facilities. The proposal, introduced by Zine this week, comes as a result of a "new breed of paparazzi," who are more aggressive than ever. Zine has long been a crusader for celebrities' right to peace and privacy. [...] [via http://www.perezhilton.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 8:45pm]

Despite Crap Economy for Everyone Else, Ben Silverman Keeps Climbing Dat Ladder

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:34:17 +0000

Against all odds (and ratings), Ben Silverman keeps climbing the ranks at NBC. First the smug little dude got to be co-chair of Entertainment at NBC after he picked some winning horses like The Office and The Biggest Loser. And despite the fact that since then, he's basically partied and shmoozed his way to Jeff [...] [via http://www.jossip.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 8:34pm]

We Doubt That's Fake!

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:30:44 +0000

Wednesday night, singer Mary J. Blige attended the Gucci UNICEF dinner held at The Oak Room at the Plaza in New York. The usually stylish Blige was sporting head-to-toe lots of dead animals! She had on a black knee-length dress, what looks to be leather boots, a fur Louis Vuitton scarf, and a large fur coat. We wonder [...] [via http://www.perezhilton.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 8:30pm]

B-O-M-B

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:24:20 +0000

Guns 'n' Roses' long-awaited new album, Chinese Democracy, is getting shiteous reviews - like this one from The New York Times! [via http://www.perezhilton.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 8:24pm]

Cheyenne Jackson Accidentally Caught On Tape Calling Kathie Lee Gifford A Bitch Behind Her Back!

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:15:40 +0000

viewNode("01c2d859cac41", { player_profile:'vega4', width: 410, height: 315 }); This is hilar!!!!!!! [via http://www.perezhilton.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 8:15pm]

Madonna Gets to Keep All Her Moneys

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:12:18 +0000

"A court schedule says Madonna and Guy Ritchie will be granted the first stage of their divorce in London Friday. London's High Court lists 'Ciccone M L v Ritchie G S' as one of 16 cases for 'matrimonial and civil partnership causes for pronouncement of decree.' A judge will grant the couple a preliminary divorce [...] [via http://www.jossip.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 8:12pm]

Rosie Still Ruffling Feathers On 'The View'

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:05:09 +0000

Once again, there's trouble on The View. Unfortunately, it has nothing to do with Elisabeth Hasselbeck and America's desire to ship her over to FOX News — no, this time around, the source is none other than Mollygood's sweetheart, Rosie O'Donnell. You see, Rosie told some reporters that all is not rainbows and sunshine over [...] [via http://www.mollygood.com @ November 20, 2008 @ 8:05pm]

Barbara's Message To Rosie

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:00:28 +0000

Fuck you! [via http://www.perezhilton.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 8:00pm]

Fox News VP Snuggles Up with Bloomberg

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:57:57 +0000

Oh, how sweet it is: as Fox News Channel re-ups their contract with president Roger Ailes for another five years, FNC's VP David Rhodes is hopping-along-Cassidy to Bloomberg Media to head up their television division. What, Fox didn't sweeten the money pot enough, or did Mike and Co. just make Rhodes an offer he couldn't [...] [via http://www.jossip.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 7:57pm]

Michelle Trachtenberg: Reebok Shoe Model?

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:47:14 +0000

I’m a little confused about what’s going on in these pictures so bare with me, If I’m seeing this correctly Michelle Trachtenberg the frail, ghostly, nonathletic actress is helping launch the new Reebok Flash sneaker. I don’t get it, that’s like having Shaquille O’Neal launch feminine ... [via http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 7:47pm]

Is That Justin Timberlake In Drag?

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:47:12 +0000

Today is one of those days where it seems like every celebrity decided to look like shit and is making my job very difficult. I mean look at the material Jessica Biel is providng me? It’s brutal. Get it together lady! Just because your built like a man, doesn’t mean ... [via http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 7:47pm]

Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures From J Magazine

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:47:10 +0000

Every day I wake up and thank the lucky stars that Kelly Brook is no longer engaged to that bald douche Billy Zane, and then I brush my teeth. Here she is gracing the pages of J Magazine in her tasty little bikini. She’s f@#king hot, I ... [via http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 7:47pm]

Donnie Defends His Statement

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:45:59 +0000

As we mentioned yesterday, New Kids On The Block-er Donnie Wahlberg raised some eyebrows with a quote he gave about boy bands and closeted NKOTB member Jonathan Knight. In a newspaper interview, Wahlberg had said, "You could look at a group like 'NSync and go, 'Oh my gosh, Lance Bass is the Jon Knight, Justin [...] [via http://www.perezhilton.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 7:45pm]

Guy's Divorce Settlement Leaks Are Craptastic!

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:28:59 +0000

Madonna insiders reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Team Ritchie's divorce settlement leaks to the media today are full of shit. An impeccable source tells us, "What a joke that Guy is leaking stories all over the place that he's such a gentleman." Madge's soon-to-be-ex is getting a "huge pay day". Ritchie supposedly doesn't want the world to know, [...] [via http://www.perezhilton.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 7:28pm]

Just Like That Case of Herpes, Joe the Plumber Just Keeps Reoccuring

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:20:55 +0000

It's sad that at a time when Senator John McCain is doing the admirable thing and going back to his public duties, the tattered remnants of his campaign just can't seem to fade away. Last week it was the whole Sarah Palin/Martin Eisendstadt hoax, then it was whether or not GOP apologist Bill Lieberman would be [...] [via http://www.mollygood.com @ November 20, 2008 @ 7:20pm]

Jordan Is Unstoppable

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:15:29 +0000

Like her or not, you have to tip your hat at how hard former glamour model Jordan works. The woman is launching a new business thingy every time we turn around! Seriously! On Thursday, she was at one of England's ASDA stores launching her new line of lingerie. It's the perfect thing for romping with your man (or [...] [via http://www.perezhilton.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 7:15pm]

Karolina Kurkova doesn't have a belly button

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:15:00 +0000

Man, British people are smart. The folks over at BBC News made a startling discovery over the weekend: Karolina Kurkova doesn't have a belly button. Wait. Women have belly buttons? When did that happen?:

Its absence was noticed this week when the 24-year-old graced a US catwalk for lingerie giant Victoria Secret. While most of us have an "outie" or an "innie", Ms Kurkova has a smooth indentation (although sometimes a tummy button is airbrushed onto her photos in post-production).
Ms Kurkova has not spoken publicly about how she came to have a smooth navel, and all her agent will say is "she's not an alien".

Of course, this news would be startling if I didn't just make a fascinating discovery of my own: Karolina Kurkova - has a face. BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA! That's how you report, my friends. That's how you report.

Photos: Splash News

[via http://www.thesuperficial.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 7:15pm]

Boo!!! The Paps Made Kingston Cry!

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:00:58 +0000

Madness greeted Gwen Stefani and her two darling sons when they stepped off their plane at LAX on Wednesday. The family was returning from a getaway to Mexico and all the flashing cameras and photogs was a little too much for little Kingston. He leapt out of nanny's arms into Mommy Gwen's, who was already balancing brother [...] [via http://www.perezhilton.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 7:00pm]

Rosie O.'s Got Her New Show!

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:56:53 +0000

So Rosie O'Donnell is getting that NBC variety show, even though it seemed impossible that this woman is still a ratings draw. Starting next Wednesday, Rosie Live will air at 8 p.m., and is sure to include some fun guests. Not, though, any ladies of The View, who took their turns sharpening their claws against their [...] [via http://www.jossip.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 6:56pm]

Poppa Lohan Has To Wait! Michae To Get Knocked Out Next Year

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:45:34 +0000

As we mentioned last month, father of the year, Michael Lohan, has organized a boxing match/publicity stunt, which he said the money would go to charity. Lohan had found a competitor in Robert Venero, president and CEO of Future Tech Enterprise, who paid $30,000 to box against Lohan. But, in true Lohan fashion, the boxing [...] [via http://www.perezhilton.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 6:45pm]

Forget Jared, Say Hello To Michael!

Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:30:03 +0000

Olympic Gold Medalist and hottie from the neck down, Michael Phelps, is still pimping himself out. As he should! And guess what one of GQ Men of the Year is going to do??? A source reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Michael Phelps is signing on as the new spokesperson for SUBWAY! Seriously? But, what's gonna happened to Jared? We [...] [via http://www.perezhilton.com/ @ November 20, 2008 @ 6:30pm]