Lindsay Lohan shot down rumors today on her MySpace blog that she's no longer dating Samantha Ronson:

oy vey! rumors..
just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
:)
take care
xxLL

Oh thank God. I don't know about you guys, but I sit around all day constantly fretting over Lindsay and Sam's fake lesbian relationship. I mean, if these two can't fake-make it in this crazy world, then none of us fake-can, fake-dammit!