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Off With Her Head!
More Photos4 Britney Spears may fuel a $120 million-a-year economy but the biggest indication that the pop icon has made an indelible mark on our cultural framework is her latest honor: being killed on South Park.The 26-year-old pop wreck was the subject of last night's animated satire where, after retreating to Colorado campgrounds (but interrupting a Democratic primary debate when photos surface of her peeing on a ladybug), she puts a rifle in her mouth and pulls the trigger. The South Park gang, who posed as her toddlers in attempt to break into the lucrative paparazzi business, rush Britney to the hospital only to learn that she - miraculously - survives, only without her head.After the jump, watch the hilarious half-hour cartoon to see Britney's headless performance at the MTV awards and the farming community's admission to Kyle and Stan that Britney had been "chosen a long time ago to be built up and adored and then sacrificed for harvest." When Brit finally sucumbs to death by camera flash, check out which teenage sensation has been chosen for the next ritualistic sacrifice.
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