Is it me or is The Bachelorette DeAnna Pappas always wearing a bikini? Some might call this trashy, but if you take note, ladies, she's engaged. Now, I'm not suggesting the two are related - except I am and no one likes a spinster. So, house full of cats, or walking around in a bikini? While you think that one over, I'll be on the roof with a lawn chair and binoculars to, um, watch birds. Yeah, what I just said.